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my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date
Wait a minute…
I have been laughing at this for hours now…
So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven.
Good job Internet.
Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.
LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART
OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL
TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????
FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA
LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL
THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE
OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT
JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE
THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING
LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS
ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT
FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING
HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?
Ok, Holy Fuck Art!
Then, holy shit commentary.
THEN HOLY FUCK AGAIN ART!
I love realism.
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Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?
Leo: Leo likes his space as he sleeps but he enjoys the company of his partner as well. He would sleep on his shell at first, holding his partner at his side as they sleep. He would have his arm wrapped around their waist, holding them securely against him. However, he would most likely turn on his side during the night due to his restless sleeps. Yet, he would manage to keep their hands intertwined, refusing to let go of his partner.
Raph: Despite that tough boy exterior, Raph is a cuddlier. At first, he would have his back turned to his partner, acting as if he doesn’t want them there. Then, in the middle of the night, he would wrap his arm around their waist and press them against his plastron. Obviously spooning his partner. He would place his face into the joint of where their shoulder meets their neck, and he would inhale their scent. If his partner tried to get out of his iron grip, he would mumble to himself in his sleep and pull them closer to him. Beware the drooling and snoring.
Donnie: Donnie would make sure everything was perfect for his partner before bed. For example, he would fluff their pillow and make sure they were warm in their blankets. At first he would keep his distance, not wanting to come on too strong and scare them away. Usually, in the middle of the night, Donnie will lay on his side and run a finger down his partner’s face. Then, he would cuddle next to them, placing his head onto their shoulder blade with his arm wrapped around their stomach. He would be like a big, warm blanket as he is wrapped around his partner.
Mikey: After playing a prank on his partner before bed, he would keep to himself and hug all the blankets. In fact, Mikey would be moving throughout the night and end up in weird sleeping positions. However, he always finds himself back to his partner but every night is a different sleeping position. Sometimes he will sleep with his head on their stomach, pull them close to him, sleep on their legs, or be halfway on top of them. Each night holds a new sleeping adventure.