Whoopdie Dooptie Schmoodily Doo!
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frothyreporterapril:

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS? I CANNOT HANDLE THIS.

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it’s

britney:

bitch

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super-star-destroyer:

setbabiesonfire:

lovingchokehold:

At first I thought I was looking at their faces and then I was like holy shit

That’s when you change your name and move across the country.

That one chick on the right looks like she’s making a run for it.

super-star-destroyer:

setbabiesonfire:

lovingchokehold:

At first I thought I was looking at their faces and then I was like holy shit

That’s when you change your name and move across the country.

That one chick on the right looks like she’s making a run for it.

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durational:

im screaming i love ellen

durational:

im screaming i love ellen

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retrorecap:

People used to tell me that all the time.
The weirdest was the time my dad said it and actually called me “Pinky.”

retrorecap:

People used to tell me that all the time.

The weirdest was the time my dad said it and actually called me “Pinky.”

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swervesque:

imagine how exhausting constantly being afraid for your life would be

imagine how sore they are

how bad their nightmares are

imagine being 15 years old and having to save the world

imagine watching your brothers get the shit kicked out of them night after night

imagine being scared of losing them 24/7

imagine being a teenage mutant ninja turtle

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blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

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kevinguillermo:

when you sneeze in class and nobody says “bless you”

image

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tmntfandom2012:

riuke-z:

tmnt-central:

pandernickel submitted:

I believe this is fitting


*immediately gives Oscar to this person*

oh god laughs hysterically oh god im dying here.

tmntfandom2012:

riuke-z:

tmnt-central:

pandernickel submitted:

I believe this is fitting

*immediately gives Oscar to this person*

oh god laughs hysterically oh god im dying here.

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houseofh0rr0rs:

marauders4evr:

Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton

(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)

Tim Burton ❤️

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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween
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