HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS? I CANNOT HANDLE THIS.
If you can read this, you don't need glasses!
People used to tell me that all the time.
The weirdest was the time my dad said it and actually called me “Pinky.”
imagine how exhausting constantly being afraid for your life would be
imagine how sore they are
how bad their nightmares are
imagine being 15 years old and having to save the world
imagine watching your brothers get the shit kicked out of them night after night
imagine being scared of losing them 24/7
imagine being a teenage mutant ninja turtle
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?